Democrat to English Dictionary

“Cigarette Tax Increase”- A trick meant to make the public believe Democrats cared about their health, while in reality they needed the money to cover their spending habits

“Fair Share”- A sad, pathetic, misleading term to force people to join a union against their will

“Fee increase”- a tax increase dressed in disguise

“Fiscal Responsibility”- A campaign trick phrase Democratic candidates use to attempt to lure moderate Republican and Independent voters to their side

“Iowa’s economy faces serious challenges due to the worst national economic crisis since the great depression”- Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain who spent taxpayer money like a drunken sailor driving us into a $600 million hole

“Labor Union”- Term for Democrats who contribute large sums of money to other Democrats

“Notwithstanding”- A common word a Democrat uses to get around the law

“Not Germane”- Any Republican germane amendment that Democrats don’t want to vote on

“Open Meeting”- A public meeting held after all the terms have been agreed upon behind closed doors by Democrats and their special interest groups

“Teacher’s Union”- Democratic politician training ground and funding source

“We have balanced our budget”- A slight of hand trick performed by moving hundreds of millions of dollars off budget

“We need bipartisan support”- We are afraid to vote for this issue on our own for fear of not getting re-elected